Annoying

Here are a few annoying phrases that I've learned to despise since Nora was born. These are in no particular order as I despise them all equally.

• Surface wash only.
• Hand wash.
• Lay flat to dry.
• Dry clean only. (I usually try to avoid this one at all costs, but sometimes it is impossible.)
• Some assembly required. (It should say, "Some ridiculously maddening, soul-sucking assembly required.")
• Requires three (not two or four) AAA or AA batteries (not included). 
• Phillips screwdriver needed for battery replacement.